Why let common sense get in the way of a good punchline? This tee celebrates the Pentagon’s latest totally serious initiative with a slogan that perfectly sums up most group chats and all-hands meetings. Whether you’re calling out stupidity or adding to it, this shirt ensures you’ll do so in comfort and style.
Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt is as lightweight and breathable as the excuses you’ll hear when someone defends their “stupid” decision. With just the right amount of stretch, it’s perfect for flagging red flags—or wearing while you draft your own absurd campaign ideas.
Features: • Pre-shrunk fabric, because the only thing that should shrink under pressure is a bad idea. • Durable side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, making it tough enough to survive daily life in the military-industrial complex. • Heather color options for those who like their sarcasm with a little extra flair.
Perfect for briefings, casual Fridays, or your next awkward interaction at the commissary. Let the world know you’re paying attention—and you’re ready to roast whatever comes your way.
